The Christmas Chess Set

I have a very talented wife. Jemayla made these chess pieces for a sister's Christmas present. I liked the chess set so much that I tried to convince her to keep it, and send her sister a fruitcake instead, but Jemayla has these weird ideas about morality.

At one point I tried to help Jemayla make some pawns, but it turns out I have the artistic ability of a wet rock. After my failed attempt, Jemayla made me my own Jedi chess piece to make me feel better. Marriage is nice.

Now I just need a name for him.. Maybe something like "Bobo Windu" or "Lando Organa"

If you have any suggestions (better ones anyway), let me know.